Gus Teeler, of Kirwin, Mo., fell off a windmill tower and saved his life by falling on his two porkers. It killed the hogs.
Poor piggies!
No mention of Mr Teeler’s saving anywhere on the web but here, folks. No mention of “Kirwin, Mo.” either. Perhaps they meant Kirwin, Kansas? Or perhaps there was once a town named Kirwin, Missouri that was so small that no one has bothered to mention it on the web… Well, there’s a mention of it now.