What He Says

How Doesticks came to think of it.

It is not pretended that this volume is a work of inspiration, or that any portion of it has been revealed by accommodating “Spirits” through the “Medium” of those crack-brained masculine women, or addle-headed feminine men who profess to act as go-betweens from Earth to the Spirit World.

No part of it has been “rapped” out by uneasy tables, or thumped out by dancing chairs; Doctor Franklin didn’t dictate it; Lord Byron didn’t write it; Napoleon wasn’t consulted about it; Cardinal Richelieu didn’t have a finger in it; George the Third hadn’t anything to do with it; Shakspeare didn’t suggest anything in it; and Benedict Arnold didn’t know anything about it.

That these worthies might have afforded much valuable information, offered many important improvements, and enriched the book with a host of wise opinions, had some sapient “Medium” asked their assistance, is unquestionable. But as neither Andrew Jackson Davis, or any other spiritual call-boy was at the elbow of the writer to summon these desirable but defunct individuals, they were probably left to pursue, in unmolested peace, their favorite and dignified occupations of “tipping” tables, knocking on partitions, drumming on floors, frightening old women and little girls into hysterics, and upsetting the propriety of whole parlors full of furniture, whole closets full of glass-ware, and whole cup-boards full of pots, pans and other kitchen gear. For in such intellectual and elevated employments are great men’s ghosts engaged, when they pass into a more refined state of existence, if we may credit the assertions of the self-styled “Spiritualists.”

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