Entries from September 2005 ↓
September 30th, 2005 | Excerpts
DP, Fragments
From a post in a DP forum, a user notes:
A footnote in Memoirs of the Dukes of Urbino, Volume 1, commenting on a letter by a 15th-century Italian:
“Though pruned of not a few redundant particles which obscure the original, this letter proves that even before Spanish fashion had elaborated feebly magniloquent expletives, the Italian style was justly chargeable with verbiage.”
Is this the pot calling the kettle black, or what?
I wonder what a “feebly magniloquent expletive” looks like?
September 29th, 2005 | Weird Stuff
1895, Ann Arbor Register, July
Alfred Wootton Was Put to Sleep by a Hypnotizer and Watched by Doctors.
A dramatic illustration of hypnotism accompanied by many grewsome features has been given in London by Prof. Morritt, who seems to possess extraordinary powers of a mysterious nature, says the New York World. He put a man to sleep in a coffin-shaped glass case and kept him there nearly a week and a the end of that time awakened him in the presence of a large number of witnesses. The victim of this achievement, one Alfred Wootton, is a stained glass-worker, 35 years of age. During the whole of the time he was asleep or in a trance he was exhibited in a public hall. When the experiment was ready to begin on Monday he had readily climbed into the coffin-shaped case, and many people watched the hypnotizer as he proceeded to exercise his mysterious power. Holding Wootton by the forehead and chin, the hypnotizer gazed steadily into his eyes. He then made a few downward passes from above the eyes along the side of the face, from time to time examining the pupils of the eyes. The man, it was found, had by this time become rigid. One minute after the experiment began the hypnotizer asked Dr. Forbes to examine the man. He was found to be thoroughly unconscious. His puls was 96, the exact number of beats it registered before he became unconscious. His respiration was about 116, the breathing chiefly abdominal. Temperature was 98.2, or normal. The pupils of the eyes were contracted almost to disappearance. During the following days the respiration, temperature and pulse changed slightly, but the man remained in a trance condition. His beard continued to grow. When he was awakened by Prof. Morritt the following Saturday evening, he could not be convinced that he had been in a hypnotic trance for nearly a week until he felt the thick growth of beard on his face. He said it seemed to him that he had only been asleep for a few minutes. It did not take longer than a minute to wake him up. The professor made a few passes of his hand across the man’s face and lifted his head and shoulders from the coffin-shaped case. Wootton then opened his eyes and instantly recognized friends in the crowd about him, with whom he began to converse. The only notable sensation he experienced up waking, he said, was that of hunger. A short time after being awakened he put on his coat an walked out of the building with his friends. He had been constantly watched during the whole time in the trance and evinced much interest in the records of the doctors. Prof. Morritt had previously tried a similar experiment with one Henry Nolan, but the doctors who were watching his case expressed the opinion that Nolan was not physically strong enough to undergo the ordeal.
According to my brief web searches, this event did happen, perhaps. I can’t read the paper which mentions the event, because it’s behind a paywall. Other than that, I can’t find who “Prof. Morritt” is. So there’s been some scholarly work done on the subject — too bad we can’t see what it says.
September 28th, 2005 | Project Gutenberg
1921, Nonfiction
“Say Fellows—”: Fifty Practical Talks with Boys on Life’s Big Issues, by Wade C. Smith (1921). (Biblical) advice to young men about life.
Wade C. Smith is not exactly easy to find on the web. The Library of Congress lists a birthdate of 1869, but no death date. And according to kingkong, there is a pseudonym “Wade Smith” used by Charles Horace Snow — an extremely prolific author of westerns. Is it the same person? Who knows?
Thanks to Diane Monico for Post-processing this book!
September 27th, 2005 | Excerpts
1890, DP, Poetry, Whole
“He that has money in the scales,” says Saádí, “has strength in his
arms, and he who has not the command of money is destitute of friends in
the world.”—Hundreds of similar sarcastic observations on the power of
wealth might be cited from the Hindú writers, such as: “He who has riches
has friends; he who has riches has relations; he who has riches is even
a sage!” The following verses in praise of money are, I think, worth
reproducing, if only for their whimsical arrangement:
Honey,
Our Money
We find in the end
Both relation and friend;
’Tis a helpmate for better, for worse.
Neither father nor mother,
Nor sister nor brother,
Nor uncles nor aunts,
Nor dozens
Of cousins,
Are like a friend in the purse.
Still regard the main chance;
’Tis the clink
Of the chink
Is the music to make the heart dance.
I’ve been post-processing Flowers from a Persian Garden, and Other Papers (1890) by W. A. Clouston since Februrary. Actually, I started it in February, set it aside for long months, and am now getting back to it.
It is a fabulous work! It’s a compilation of papers on Saádí’s Gulistán, “Oriental” humor (meaning Turkish, Arabic and Persian), the Tútí Náma (Tales of a Parrot), Rabbinical tales, “An Arabian Tale of Love” (the story of Majnún and Laylá), jokes about the clergy in the middle ages, and beards.
It’s chock-full of references to other works that I’d like to see and/or provide to PG. Some are there of course, like Clouston’s own [Book of Noodles][], but others, like the original translation into English of the Gulistán (by Francis Gladwin in 1808) are not. (There are a couple of other translations into English available on the net, but the point for me is to “complete the set.”)
One of the best things about this book, besides it’s sheer readability and humor, is its footnotes. They are extensive, complex and complete. No ibid.s here. They enhance the main text, give references for further reading, relate discussions about the variants of the stories, and have more jokes. Sometimes, like in the footnote I’ve replicated above, the information is there just because Clouston couldn’t bear to leave it out. Thank goodness for that!
It will be a while before the text is posted to PG (the index and cross-references are rather complicated), but I hope this excerpt will encourage you to watch for it!
September 26th, 2005 | Project Gutenberg
1907, Nonfiction
Inquiries and Opinions,by Brander Matthews. Published 1907. Brander Matthews (1852-1929) was an influential reviewer, critic and author. This book contains a dozen of his essays and lectures on literature (chiefly American) and drama, including essays on Poe and Twain.
Matthews was a proponent of American spelling reform, so you’ll see “tho” and “thru” in the book. Theodore Roosevelt, a friend of Matthews and reportedly a bad speller, tried to force simplifed spelling on the Government Printing Office, but lost.
Thanks to Janet Blenkinship for Post-processing this book!
September 23rd, 2005 | Excerpts
1810, Whole
author unknown
Jadis quand le dieu du Parnasse
Aux poëtes donnait des loix,
Les Muses mêlaient avec grace
A ces accors leurs douces voix
Mais de ces Lyres détendues
Nul depuis n’a pu s’emparer;
Et les chastes Soeurs éperdues
Ne peuvent plus que soupirer.
à Paris Chez Janet, Libraire et Marchand de Musique
Rue St. Jacques No. 59
circa 1810
I have been unable to find any mention of this small book of poetry on the web. It’s not in the Library of Congress nor the British Library; not in Worldcat nor Gallica. The only thing I’ve been able to ascertain is that “Janet” is Louis Janet, a publisher of miniature almanacs and music.
September 23rd, 2005 | Same Today
1895, Ann Arbor Register, October
The two most critical times in a woman’s life are the times which makes the girl a woman, and the woman a mother. At these times, Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is of incalculable value. It strengthens and invigorates the organs distinctly feminine, promotes regularity of the functions, allays irritation and inflammation, checks unnatural, exhausting drains, and puts the whole delicate organism into perfect condition. Almost all the ills of womankind are traceable to some form of what is known as “female complaint.” There are not three cases in a hundred of woman’s peculiar diseases that Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription will not cure.
According to a bottle collecting site,
The formula for his Favorite Prescription as published by the Pharmaceutical Era’s Formulary contained: savin, cinchona, agaric, cinnamon, water, acacia, sugar, tincture digitalis, tincture of opium, oil star anise and alcohol.
Savin (from Dorlands Medical Dictonary): “an acrid oil from the fresh tops of Juniperus sabina, the chief constituent of which is sabinol; it has been used in folk medicine as an emmenagogue, anthelmintic, and antirheumatic, and is used in perfumery. It may cause hematuria and violent gastrointestinal irritation when administered internally; fatal poisoning has resulted from its use as an abortifacient.”
Cincona: a source of quinine and quinadine
Agaric: used to inhibit the production of sweat
Acacia (assuming Gum Arabic): “exerts a soothing influence upon irritated or inflamed mucous tissues”
Digitalis: Tinture means “in alcohol” — used probably as a diuretic
Opium: makes you feel good and want to buy more
So, all in all, this preparation probably tasted bitter with a hint of spiciness. With the alcohol and opium, it is likely that a woman who bought a few bottles bought more.
Yum!
It’s interesting to note that Pierce stopped using opium about the time this ad was published, but the medicine remained on the market for several years afterward.
But is this really any different from the “dietary supplements” being promoted today? With the exception of the opium, of course.
September 21st, 2005 | People
1895, Ann Arbor Register, May
Jesse Pomeroy’s Peculiarities as a Solitary Life Prisoner.
I have been within ten feet of Jesse Pomeroy! Immured deep in the vast gray walls of Charlestown penitentiary, the strange, warped human who once bore that name is hidden away from the sight of man forever in a living death, unknown by the coming generation and forgotten by the passing one. He has a double cell, much larger than the ordinary cell, into which the sunlight streams, says a Boston writer. His room is neat, and he himself is the personification of neatness. Upon this he prides himself. He wears a beard, which is kept neatly trimmed. He changes the style of it occasionally to suit himself, and displays as much taste and is as well aware of what is becoming as the most exquisite man of fashion.
“But is he well?” I asked of the one who gave me this information, and one who knows.
“As well as you are,” was the reply, “and he looks well.”
“People say a man cannot live without exercise. The only exercise he gets is in his cell, walking up and down, yet no one could possibly be healthier than he is. So far as I know, he has never known a sick day and he has been a prisoner in absolutely solitary confinement for sixteen years. He is a great reader and student. He speaks three different languages. He does not want to work, but prefers his books.”
“Does he seem to have any curiosity about he outside world?” I asked.
“Yes, I presume so, although he never asks. He does not ask privileges; no doubt he realizes it would be in vain. The only favor he has asked of Gen. Bridges since has has been warden was permission to keep the box his holiday things came in. This favor had been granted to him once before, and he used the cover to hide a hole he had dug in the wall.
“If he gets a penknife or a spoon, the probabilities are he will commence and dig. The walls are so thick it is impossible for him to escape, and no doubt he does it to make the prison officials uneasy, more than anything else.
“He is a remarkably good-looking man, a fine-looking man, in fact. If you should pass his cell, ignorant of his name, you would comment upon his appearance and select him as a man much above the ordinary.”
It is said that either his hearing is supernaturally acute or else he is possessed of some strange sixth sense, enabling him to know things that have transpired before the guards themselves. One instance of this is related. A couple of years ago the prisoners were all assembled in the chapel awaiting the annual announcement of the governor’s pardons. Before the convicts’ cheers which greeted the lucky ones had died out, Prison Physician McLaughlin had occasion to attend a prisoner located in the same tier as Pomeroy. As the doctor passed Jesse’s cell he called to the doctor, saying, “So the governor has pardoned two men,” and giving their names. Not half a dozen people have seen him since he was a boy, and he has seen no woman’s face but his mother’s since his incarceration.
Jesse Pomeroy was a real person, something which I didn’t believe when I first read this story. At the time this was published, Pomeroy had been in prison about 20 years, having been convicted of two murders at the age of 14. According to this modern reprint of his autobiography, he tried to escape numerous times. Eventually he was removed from solitary confinement (1917), and died in 1932.