Nothing to Say; A Slight Slap at Mobocratic Snobbery, Which Has “Nothing to Do” with “Nothing to Wear,”, by QK Philander Doesticks [Mortimer Neal Thomson]. Published 1857.
“Nothing to Wear” was a long poem that featured a young woman (Flora M’Flimsey) who shopped and shopped and had “nothing to wear” while people were starving.
“Nothing to Say” is a response which points out that rich people donate money for hospitals, libraries, and rescue missions. It’s not particularly convincing.